QueenBitch

I got a little secret for the guys …

… that wants to know if it’s the motion or the size. You know that these guys are quick to clam they gigantic. But size don’t mean a thing, just think about the Titanic. Maybe I can fake it, make you think you’re doin’ damage. Ummm yeah, you just don’t understand it…

I got another secret for the guys …

… who’s quick to brag and always talk about their size. But if my bedroom had a sign like a roller coaster ride, would you be too short to even come inside? Because you know that these guys are quick to tell you that they’re packin’. The truth is… I can’t see it with some magnifying glasses. Maybe with some tweezers we can get into some action. You told me we were goin’ on a cruise… So how the hell did we end up on this canoe?

And, boy, you got me laughin’.